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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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Post reblogged from Ain't no big cauliflower
everyone knows the old joke where you attach the caption “an old pic of me” to a photograph of a sperm cell, but to get some REAL laughs, take the joke even further by attaching the same caption to a picture of your father’s testicles
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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peacocks look like they speak french
(Source: llamasaremybestfriends)
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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Photo reblogged from Oh Well Whatever Nevermind
This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.
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dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
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Post reblogged from running out of time
“You’re a lesbian because your dad abused/didn’t love you”
“You’re a lesbian because you’re scared of men”
“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”
“You’re not gay you just havent met the right boy/girl”
“You’re __ because-“
(Source: paradisekissmyass)
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Photo reblogged from Oh Well Whatever Nevermind
“The music is played with the heart and is felt with the soul”
This is a picture of a brazilian kid who was part of the “cultural group of reggae”, playing his instrument in the funeral of his mentor who saved him from an environment of poverty and crime. He was rescued from the street.
can’t not reblog.
